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Post 07 May 2013, 13:58

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Post 10 May 2013, 08:53

Djecji biseri:

''Kod nas je dozvoljen brak samo s jednom zenom.
To se zove monotonija.''
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Post 10 May 2013, 22:12

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Post 11 May 2013, 13:40

Ne znan di da ovo stavin, pa evo ode.
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Post 11 May 2013, 13:50

Ovo s titom i jovankom je super :rofl: :S

A i orwell :zecoD:
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Post 11 May 2013, 14:18

Tito :S
Majti :rofl: : :S
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Post 13 May 2013, 10:44

probao sam ovo doma ali mi nikako ne ide... :ne zna:
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Post 16 May 2013, 19:12

Stoji žena ispred ogledala i gleda se, gleda, gleda... a onda se okrene mužu i kaže:
'Za bolje i nisi.'
"Ili seri ili marš sa školjke!" - judolino.
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Post 17 May 2013, 06:46

Tko nije zadovoljan sa sobom
nek izadje u hodnik...
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Post 17 May 2013, 11:15

Euklid » wrote:probao sam ovo doma ali mi nikako ne ide... :ne zna:

Je bo te!! Fascinantno... :S :S :S

Evo vic... :D


No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Kenyan, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.

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Post 19 May 2013, 20:02

@karambol :rofl:


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Post 01 Jun 2013, 10:39

Ovi dečki iz normalnofobije su pravi neotkriveni biser:

auspuh

umrla punica


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Post 12 Jun 2013, 19:41

Zakačim slučajno u kafani lika ramenom.
On mi kaže: "Jel imaš neki problem, brate!?"
Ja mu sve ispričo i evo sad plačemo obojica...
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Post 12 Jun 2013, 19:46

"Dodjite u Hrvatsku. Tamo je more bistrije od naroda." :zubo:
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Post 12 Jun 2013, 19:49

Upravo kad se nagnuo nad pacijenticu spremajući se započeti zahvat,
zubar se odjednom lecnuo.
“Oprostite, gospođice, al’ ovo što držite u ruci su moja jaja…!”
“Znam”, odvrati nježno pacijentica, “pa ćemo tako oboje dobro pripaziti
da onog drugog ne zaboli…
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Post 14 Jun 2013, 07:52

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Post 14 Jun 2013, 10:19

Prokleti zavidnici...
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Post 21 Jun 2013, 21:10

Pero » wrote:Image
E, jebem ti rat da ti jebem!

Da sam znao da su i Srbi katolibani, mogli smo fino zatuć te što se jebu nedoličmo i nikad rata ne bi bilo!
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Post 04 Jul 2013, 11:44

Medo imao rođendan
i nakon tjedan dana dođe kod njega puž i pita ga: ”Jeli medo, zašto mene nisi pozvao na rođendan?”

Kaže njemu medo:”Ajde gonjaj, pužu balavi!” i šutne ga nogom…

Kadli, nakon jeno godinu dana dođe puž opet kod mede i kaže mu: ”Jesi ti to mene malo prije šutnuo?!''


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Post 06 Jul 2013, 17:42

Ide zeko šumicom i prolazi pored lisičje jame,
a u njoj mali lisičići...

Kad, izdere se zeko:
- “Jebem vam mater” – i pobjegne.

Drugi dan isto.

Treći dan isto...

Četvrti dan sakrije se lisica s malima,
a zeko se opet izdere:
- Jebem vam mater! – a lisica skoči i pojuri za njim.

Trči, zeko, trči kroz šumu, kroz polje, koliko ga noge nose a lisica za njim.

Provuče se zeko kroz ogradu, a lisica se zaglavi.

Zeko priđe straga i počne ju ševiti, a lisica:
- Nemoj zeko, molim te!

A veli zeko:
- Ma ne bih ja, ali obećo sam djeci!
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Post 09 Jul 2013, 16:27

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Post 09 Jul 2013, 17:21

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