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Post 10 Apr 2020, 21:40

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Post 11 Apr 2020, 04:31

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Post 11 Apr 2020, 21:35

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Post 11 Apr 2020, 23:43

Zautavi policajac vozača:
-Smrdite na alkohol,jeste li pili?
-Jesam.
-Što ste pili?
-piši graševinu,jer Chardonnay ionako nećeš znati napisati..
Došao ciga u ambulantu kod doktora, koji je isto cigan...

Ciga: Doktore, malo kašljem...
Dr: jesi pušač?
Ciga: jesam...
Dr: Imaš jednu cigaru?....
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Post 12 Apr 2020, 07:54

:rofl:
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Post 12 Apr 2020, 16:36



Didi, Didi, šta kaže ovo? Jel se nešto na Koronu vadi? :rofl:
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Post 15 Apr 2020, 20:24

Šabović Adis wrote: ↑
12 Apr 2020, 16:36
 Didi, Didi, šta kaže ovo? Jel se nešto na Koronu vadi? :rofl:
Ne, ne vadi se na koronu, nego psuje. Spominje corna. Slobodno prevedeno 'jebiga!'

Nego, ovo ne znam hoću li plakati ili se smijati.


U crkve za Uskrs NE SMIJEMO, ali zato u kućne pritvore s Billom Gatesom III i Coronom MORAMO.
Kamo brodiš Bergoljo?
Uskrs, 2020.

"If you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert them into ASCII code and then add up all the numbers, you will get 666, which is the number of the BEAST.
B = 66
I = 73
L = 76
L = 76
G = 71
A = 65
T = 84
E = 69
S = 83
I = 1
I = 1
I = 1
Total = 666"

Autor je genijalac Srećko Sladoljev - bila sam mu neki dan zaboravila ime kad sam ga spominjala paralelno s Gajskicom.

I onda me pitate zašto se zalažem za giljotinu? :D
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Post 16 Apr 2020, 01:34



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Jebemliti nanu, Gejce Bile! :rofl:
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Post 18 Apr 2020, 15:27

Eo za Felerku nešta:

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Post 25 Apr 2020, 03:36



:D
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Post 25 Apr 2020, 23:42

Šabo. U gluho doba noći. :rofl:

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Post 26 Apr 2020, 07:34

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Ja, naravno. Kad neko drekne partizanski zločini. :rofl:
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Post 26 Apr 2020, 09:24

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Ja, naravno. Kad neko drekne partizanski zločini. :rofl:
Drecat cu ti se ja svaki dan. Partizanski zlocini! Bleiburg! Daksa! Huda jama! Goli otok!
Wow, postala sam moderatorica. :)
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Post 26 Apr 2020, 09:31

Marsovac7 wrote: ↑
26 Apr 2020, 09:24
 Drecat cu ti se ja svaki dan. Partizanski zlocini! Bleiburg! Daksa! Huda jama! Goli otok!
8+8+8=888. Eto i tebi, pati sad! :B
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Post 26 Apr 2020, 17:40

Američke maske.

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Post 27 Apr 2020, 12:25

Ovo zasluzuje objavu



Sprajc :S :S :S
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Post 06 May 2020, 15:23



emti konjinu blesavu :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post 09 May 2020, 23:16


Jebo internet...i ne treba mi. :rofl:
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Post 09 May 2020, 23:42

- E, jaro, štos to nervozan?
- Ma sinoć...izveo curu malo u park...
- I?
- I napo nas manijak...
- Jel seksualni?
- ...ma biseksualni ba.
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Post 10 May 2020, 11:48

Ante Tomić komentira Cetinskog. :rofl:
Da tajanstveni centri moći stvarno žele znati gdje se kreću i što rade naša estradna lica, po duši govoreći, dosta im je pretplatiti se na Gloriju i Story i pratiti ih na Instagramu. Ili, ako su baš temeljiti i inzistiraju da svaka pjevačica i pjevač moraju imati čip, mnogo je jednostavnije i jeftinije ugraditi im ga za vrijeme liposukcije, presađivanja kose ili povećanja grudi za dva broja. Dok su našem poznatom pjevaču omamljenom usisavali četiri kilograma pancete, on vjerojatno ne bi opazio ništa sumnjivo ni da su mu na trticu zašarafili tranzistorski prijemnik marke Rudi Čajavec.
https://www.jutarnji.hr/komentari/ante- ... /10287832/
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Post 10 May 2020, 13:02

mhhhmhmhmh :rofl: :vidiga:
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Post 11 May 2020, 00:35

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Sad sam najkul na Sinematografiju ikad. :rofl:
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Post 11 May 2020, 08:12

Nisam pratio filmove o Prvom svjetskom ratu, nažalost. Dosta mi je Domovinski. ;)
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Post 11 May 2020, 12:44

Stitch wrote: ↑
11 May 2020, 08:12
 Nisam pratio filmove o Prvom svjetskom ratu, nažalost. Dosta mi je Domovinski. ;)
Dobaaar! :rofl:
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